EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

I was at the mall with my BFFLFEMLG and this guy was like all over me, so I was all like HEY. He looked at me and his hair was all perfect like mine, yall'! I know that's shocking that his hair could be as cute as mine but like whatevs. We got a Jamba Juice from the food court and was all talking about Jamba Juice and how tastey it was. You know? So we've been like dating for two weeks ya'll. I love him like LOTS %26amp; LOTS! So I go to say bye, and swap spit and stuff. And my hands get all gooey from his hair gel. Like ewwwww! That's so 1997!! What do I say. I love him LOTS %26amp; LOTS! This is like real loves. He gets me a Jamba Juice always, and we share pizza and stuff.

It's so over, and he's kind of smelly too. Like really reals!

WHAT DO I SAY!!

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. wow!!! I haven't seen hair gel in a REALLY long time. Remember when Justin Timberlake used to use it? N E Ways, just be like, 'Yo, do you think yr in Sugar Ray or something?! LOL! What'S WITH that hair gel!' He'll get the point for sure.

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

tell him the truth

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

r u serious?

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

just tell him.

I hope you don't talk how you type....it's very annoying.

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

erm,

i really cant understand what this load of pish says.

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

Go play in traffic, I'm kidding well how old are you? Are you allowed to be on yahoo answers? Okay, well first of all what do you care if he wears hair gel? I doubt your hair is that pretty anyway...mind your own business...remember that what you tell other people is a reflection on the way you feel about yourself.

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

Say goodbye!

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

wow im sorry but you sound like a preppy ***** to me

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

Oh my hell. I took me half an hour of hysterical laughter to calm myself down after reading this. Now that my stomach muscles hurt, I will answer your bone headed question.

No. I can't do it.!! You're killing me! I'm copying and pasting this one so I can show my friends. It's a classic !!!

Edit: Your additional details are a scream as well. Even if this is fake it's still funny!

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

Wow.....

You have no idea how stupid you sound right now......

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

Do you live in the city of "babble-on"? Sorry,I think you own it!

EW! My guy friend uses hair gel...it's so over! How do I like...tell him?

people like you used to be shot